The story, however — which screenwriter Zak Olkewicz adapted from Japanese novel — doesn’t possess enough fuel to consistently sustain that tone. Even extensive flashbacks to get the narrative out of its confined space can’t add enough intrigue to the machinations of these strangers on a train.
Joining the story in progress, Pitt’s bad-luck hitman (codenamed Ladybug) boards a bullet train in Japan, with orders to acquire a briefcase full of cash. Alas, he’s not the only skilled assassin on board, with each pursuing different marching orders, confusion as to who’s pulling the strings and a whole lot of miscommunication along the way.
The claustrophobic setting actually works to the advantage of staging the fight sequences, which are brutal, bloody and frequently played for laughs. Indeed, more than one mimics the interrupted showdown in “Kill Bill,” including the amusing dilemma of how to try to kill somebody without violating the rules of the train’s “quiet car.”
For the most part, though, “Bullet Train” underscores the challenges in trying to infuse this kind of movie with the qualities of a live-action cartoon, even if the goal is two hours of unpretentious escapism.
This isn’t another sequel, which in this genre almost by itself feels like cause for celebration; still, nor does the movie feel remotely original. Perhaps that’s why even though the resulting ride isn’t without thrills, in terms of punching a ticket for the theater, it’s hard to recommend catching this “Train.”
“Bullet Train” premieres Aug. 5 in US theaters. It’s rated R.